February 2012
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December 2011
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Gettysburg Address - my favorite moment today
Wanna know a secret?
My favorite moment today was when my husband came into my office (we both work from home, and we each have an office) and picked up an empty rectangular box… looked at it, then put it on his head and indignantly said “You don’t even care about my stovepipe hat! I’m Abraham Lincoln!” and then…“Four score and seven years ago our...
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November 2011
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Talking to strangers
The feller sitting across from me commented on my bag, which somehow quickly led to me giving him advice on his overly tweezed eyebrows. So. Yeah. This 6 hour flight is off to a good start, right?
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October 2011
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“There’s difference between ‘showing solidarity’ and being an ‘armchair...”
– Myself (Victoria Bowman-Steinour)
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WatchMy kid tried to partybomb me. They learn so fast…
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September 2011
7 posts
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Only 26%? I call bullshit. I sleep with a yeti...
Created by Oatmeal
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August 2011
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Keep It Simple, Stupid. →
The World’s Shortest (and Probably Most Controversial) Guide to SEO
July 2011
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...by all means...
Him, smirking: “By all means, please tell me exactly how you like to be choked…”
Me, amused: “Well, I don’t want to think of Homer Simpson when I’m trying to get off”
Him, laughing: “Oh, ok.”
June 2011
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Cupcake policy, in effect
So, this just happened...
Jenna: I did ask about whether we could create policy that telecommuters could expense one cupcake on cake days at the office.
Jenna: The boss said yes
Jeannine: ha ha! yesssss!
Victoria: HA! Awesome!
Jeannine: was totally kidding, but i'm on my way to babycakes as we speak... ;)
Ian: lol
Ian: can i expense the extra three dollars for the cost of a cupcake
Ian: and buy two slurpees?
Jenna: Sure
Ian: yessssssss
Making meaningful change, everyday!
May 2011
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Perspective, peers, and friendship.
Isn’t it funny how we let some of the people in our lives affect our sense of worth, in an unconscious way? … They erode the awareness you once had of just how much you do matter, just how sharp your mind really is, just how significant your contributions have been. And so… it sometimes takes one to know one; a gentle friend to remind you in sometimes not-so-gentle words that you aren’t seeing...
April 2011
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wtfox?!: things I would like to say to some... →
wtfox-:
Being an asshole doesn’t make you sophisticated, edgy, a courageous warrior against the oppression of political correctness, or a truth-teller. It makes you an asshole.
If the harder of two options is to keep your mouth shut and refrain from making a comment or joke that perpetuates racism,…
[LOVE this. Hopefully it makes a certain few loudmouths really think about their...
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Best ever.
Smoked Gouda, you’re the best cheese. *highfives*
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It's, like, whatever.
Victoria: it is just so...inappropriate
Victoria: dry buttsecks, ftw?
CarrieAnn: *george washington arm pump*
CarrieAnn: It's, like,whatever
Victoria: indeed
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Grave digger... →
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My husband keeps sending me links of cats wearing...
Here is one of them…
March 2011
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Note to self: must see when in NOLA. →
Marie Laveau’s House of Voodoo.
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Exhale
Having brunch in my quiet house, fresh coffee, kids are at my mom’s until tomorrow, no where I have to be today, nothing I have to rush to get done, nobody to bug me, no desire to make today complicated. I think I feel relaxed.